With the possiblity of Foot and Mouth becoming global, alternatives to beef are being explored, and the possibility of gull being on the menu is beginning to sound very tempting. Employees at the local dump say that there are more than enough of these "feathered rats" to feed the world for years to come, and are seriously considering manufacturing gullburgers as a way to become extremely rich. "It's a little more gristly, and fishier than people will be used to" said Dusty at the dump, "but I'm sure that people will think it's better than the real thing once they've tried it." Of course, if the gulls get cooked, who will eat our rubbish?

Uploaded: 2/21/2004